Uh-oh. He’s pulled out the Dad!voice.
It seems like an appropriate response to anything Sherlock does.
I broke Mycrofts umbrella-SH
HAD A FIGHT WITH JOHN- SH
KICKED DONAVIN FOR CALLING ME A FREAK-SH
LOST MY SHOCK BLANKET-SH
SLEPT WITH JOHN-SH
I CAN HEAR THE ACCENT, TASTE THE ACCENT, TOUCH THE ACCENT, LIVE THE ACCENT, BREATHE THE ACCENT
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
I absolutely loved her character.
she offered her a coca cola and then i start bawling.
i loved her so much
When your parents call and say they’ll be home soon
Most perfect thing ever.

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?
to all my followers<3<3
To everyone & to anyone :)
i will always be there for my followers, if only they ever hit me up =/
just talk to me :p <33 i will never never ever delete your message <3
anonymous or not ill help you out, ill keep things personal and answer privately <3
i’m always here for everyone <3 and if you’re off anonymous i’ll respond privately<3 i will never judge you.
anonymous or not, I will help you with any problem you guys have. I will respond privately, I’m here. I promise. <3
guys, im serious. im here for anything you need without judgement, on or off anon<3 i love you guys.
To all my followersPlease, I really mean it guys <3i hope you know this guys. i am ALWAYS here for you. always.
I mean it. If you ever need me, for anything at all, I’ll be there and listen. I will only voice my thought or opinion on it if you wish me to. Don’t be afraid to tell me anything, or ask anything, anon or not. (Just warning you, I won’t expose personal info if you ask. This applies for asking me anything)
Zuhair Murad Spring 2013 Couture
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
For me, this is the most terrifying scene on DW.
Look into Wilfred’s eyes. Pain, fear, shame and despair.
Humans are the scariest things in the universe.
IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER
this kills me!
They actually did it, too.
This is too cute for words